How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Anti Joke

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