- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

To mama so old, she might die soon.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What did death say to life? Go die

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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