- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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