Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

what looks like a banana? a penis

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

The holocaust

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Anti Joke

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