Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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eoin burgin is fat

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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whats 7+4? 74

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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