Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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mark is religion

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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8===D

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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