Your mom is not fat!

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Pickle

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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