- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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