Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Women can vote? WTF

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

an emo girl walked into a white room

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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