Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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field day?

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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