- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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