Moral

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Justin with a hat.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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