Four men are stranded on a small desert island. The first of them decides to build a raft out of bamboo, but it only has room for one passenger. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he shouted to the men on shore as he left, but a band of pirates killed him in the middle of the ocean. The second castaway was more clever, and built a submarine out of bamboo and sealed it with hides of animals they had killed. He counteracts the buoyant force with sand. In this way, he planned to avoid the pirates by being underwater. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he exclaimed as he sealed the one person sized chamber of his submarine, but not far off shore, he runs out of oxygen and suffocates to death. The third castaway learned from the mistakes of the first two, and in spite of the unpredictability of handcrafted aerial vehicles, he makes a glider. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he shouts from the hill top of the island as he leaps off and glides over the horizon. Though the journey is fraught with peril, he makes it back to civilization and is reunited with his family. It is expensive, but he prepares an expedition back to the island where his fourth comrade remains. It is worthy to note that on this small island, all the means of making shelter had been used up in the construction of the raft, submarine, and glider. The fourth castaway was found dead from exposure to the elements.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Badabing.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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