Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

G:nock nock B:come in!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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