why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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Anti Joke

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