- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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