- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Oh s***

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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