- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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