Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

world society

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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