- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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