what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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