Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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