just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

You know what's catchy? A cold

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

thomas!!!!

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

time to spruce up!

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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