- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

why dont they make black forks

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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