- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

In soviet Russia...things are different

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Velcro. What a rip off.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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