- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Ready for something funny? nothing

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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