- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

A man walks into a bar

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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