What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Once, I went to Peru.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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WNBA

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Dwight Howard

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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