- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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