- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

I'm gay.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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