Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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