Have you ever heard of a goose?

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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my wife out of the kitchen

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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