What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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