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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How high is the sky? True or False

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what's worse then a blowjob?

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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