- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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