- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Your mother is so fat.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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