- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

I'm homeless.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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