What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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