what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Sex

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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