All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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