- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

sucks Syntax...

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What african eat for christmas Sand.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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