how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Women's rights.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

black people

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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