- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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