- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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