Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Everybody will die

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Anti Joke

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