whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

I named my son ps2 controller

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

say it ten times fast: oh

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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