- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Make me famous

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What stops a train? A missile

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