a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

your mum

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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