Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What's the new green? Green

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

I literally died laughing

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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