Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Poop

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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