Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

1+1=2

Ian's mind Elevator music

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

poopy is poopy

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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