- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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