What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

flavin's head

joke under this line wins _________________________

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

how do you win a game try your best

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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