- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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France had one revolution

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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