what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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