- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What do you call an arab ?

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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