who's a slut... you're mom

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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