What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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