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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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