A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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