men, men like men= men+bed

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Penis

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Shltskc gw? G

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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