- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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