Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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12/23/2012

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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