knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

This is a joke.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Sex

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

You having friends.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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