- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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