- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

batman has diarrhea

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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