- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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