- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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