Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Chicken

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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