I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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