A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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bangers and mash?

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Thats what she said

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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