I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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