Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Gus's mom

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Roses are red.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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