A Jew walks into Macy's

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What comes after 69? 70

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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