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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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