A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

rent a cops

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Penis.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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