How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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I agree

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Llamaworm

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Anti Joke

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