A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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I? Everett

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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