What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Jersey Shore.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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