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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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