What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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