Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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No soap radio

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Adam Chebali has no life

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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