- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

bite me

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Jack Stevens

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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