- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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