How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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osama bin laden is dead

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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test test

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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