- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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