You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Women outside of the kitchen.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

mexicans fishing

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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