- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Drew Knowles is gay

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

a. why? b. because

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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