- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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