A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Jordan is pregant

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Blake wilkeys hair style

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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