- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

jd and zach loves vigina

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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