Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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