- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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