- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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