knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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