- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

This isn't funny.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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