A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No it doesnt..

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

4 hours later.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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