whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Justin Bieber.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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