- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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