- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

what's worse then a blowjob?

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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