What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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Anti Joke

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