A woman comes at the doctor.

Okay.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Women's Rights

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What black and has children A black man

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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