Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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The EPA.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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