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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

sucks Syntax...

Women's rights.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.