Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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