masturbating on a tarc bus

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Your mother is so fat.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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