- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Women's rights.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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