- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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