What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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