- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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