- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

i just wrote this so hard

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

tea with milk?

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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