What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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