- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

what goes boo a sock

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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