- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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