- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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