What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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