- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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